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Greg, our Lord and Failure. SEND HELP!

Session three.

Playing tonight we have the lovely yet terrifying virgin Dragonkin Cleric, the knowledge enhanced Half-Elf Fighter, the oh so Human Rogue, the graceful Orc Ranger, the Elf Druid and her trusty baby black panther, Gwenhwyver.

Our DM Greg arrived 20 minutes late. TWENTY MINUTES LATE!!! He really needs to stop taking his sexy time sensual baths before DND. He comes in and is completely unorganized and can’t seem to find our minis. Why? Oh, cause he’s not smart. I thought we already covered this previously? He refused to put all our minis together in a bag during our last session so now we’re going through 98 different bags of minis to search for the ones we are using… Continue reading “Greg, our Lord and Failure. SEND HELP!”

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Rollin’ like Wheaton…..

The second session of our DND campaign…..

The journey continued. This time with the Dragonkin Cleric, Half-Elf Fighter, Elf Druid, and Gwenhwyver the Druid’s trusty baby black panther companion.

We started with our DM offering up a little fast forward. We could gain some followers for Bast and skip a head just a little to make the game pick up some. All we had to do was roll a D20 and get a 10 or higher. Easy right? Well we rolled the beautiful all natural 1. So no skipping ahead for us.  We started right where we left off. Talking to Jonto and Canto. Greg, the DM, needs to get a little more creative with names and scenarios. Continue reading “Rollin’ like Wheaton…..”

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All about the Bast, bout the Bast-all trouble!

Last night we started our first official DnD Campaign together! I was super excited to finally get rolling with my troupe of players! The DM, Greg, arrived and got set up. We were ready to roll (ha! get it?!) by 7:30.

Greg said that we were all in a room together and we heard this. Wait, what? Oh crap, We’re going to have to fire this DM. We told him numerous times not to make this dumb. We told him we wanted an epic high fantasy game. Elevator music?!? Continue reading “All about the Bast, bout the Bast-all trouble!”